When asked about his reaction to attending the funeral of the Pope our wise and eloquent leader had this to say: "It was one of the highlights of my presidency."
I kid you not. The quote was reported by no less stolidly supportive newspaper that the Houston Chronicle. http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/pope/3124793
And there's this gem casting aspersions on the worth of US debt securities, as reported by the NYT. Not just doltish, demonic.